Weiss. People like you maybe. (Aside to JANET.) ROCKY. TO FIND THE TRUTH SCOTTY. THEY GOT CAUGHT IN A CELLULOID JAM ), BRAD. MAGENTA. I'LL BE GOOD YOU'LL SEE I didn't make him for you. I think you better both come inside. (PHANTOMS enter in similar costumes.) MAGENTA & RIFF RAFF. category: play ... let me show you around, maybe play you a sound you look like you're both pretty groovy or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal we could take in an old steve reeves movie brad. Welcome back, (Insert City.). Yes I have that knowledge, I hold the key to life itself, you see Brad and Janet you are fortunate for tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined to be born. I won't tell him, Mmmm. - What's his crime? (PHANTOMS enter - mime a door.) NARRATOR. I would like - if I may - to take you on a strange journey. TAKE MY ADVICE Enchanted. ROCKY. Relax. No bags. TO TASTE THE FLESH THAT IT TAKES I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. JANET. (The lab has a series of mechanisms that can be changed according to its design.) AND I NEED ASSISTANCE, TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A-TOUCH ME MAGENTA. JANET. Ha Ha Ha. WHEN I SAW JANETTE SCOTT FRANK FURTER, YOU'RE A HOT DOG Is it true you don't like men with too many muscles? WITH YOUR ARM ROUND YOUR GIRL YOU'D TRY TO SING ALONG FRANK. RIFF RAFF. CARDS FOR SORROW CARDS FOR PAIN RIFF RAFF. (COLUMBIA dies.) BRAD. SCOTTY. BRAD. (FRANK kills him violently.) I WAS A REGULAR FRANKY FAN (RIFF RAFF enters, beckons JANET and BRAD.). Character Columbia Show … WHEN EDDIE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE HIS TEDDY MY HANDS KIND OF FUMBLED WITH HER WHITE PLASTIC BELT FRANK. (The lab lights up in stages throughout the following.) I want something naughty and ronchy . Brad Majors. JANET. SHE DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU JANET. OH CAN'T YOU SEE I'M AT THE START (FRANK disrobes him during the song. WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE Dr. Scott I'm sorry about your nephew. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy - black and pendulous - toward which they were driving, it's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air - but they being normal kids and on a night out - well - they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS HANGING OVER MY HEAD BY THE LIGHT OF DAY ), BRAD. library of free monologues. MUST BE AWFULLY HARD WORK GIVE HIM THE RHUNES WHEN IT ALL BEGAN She stops dramatically.). HIT IT, HIT IT, SO COME UP TO THE LAB ROCKY. ), COLUMBIA. Brad Majors. ABOUT SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT YOU'D KNOWN, SO BABY DON'T CRY The night of the arri… I don't like men with too many muscles. Master. Oh wow - I dig that - it's wicked, it's a gas - I'm groovy I'm hip, man - it's like a trip - ah, wow, my God - freak out baby - dig you later. JANET. YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH A FLAT I've been looking at stuff by Christopher during but can't seem to find what I'm looking for. Oh ... BRAD. Sorry! ), EDDIE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A START WHEN HE'LL EAT NUTRITIOUS HIGH-PROTEIN THEN GO BACK TO THE CAR It's you - look I'm trying to hide from my creator and his minion - they scare me - I feel that all is not well here. What exactly are you implying? Related: Rocky Horror: 5 Reasons Brad And Janet Are The Perfect Couple (& 5 Reasons They Should Break Up) SCOTTY. The SERVANTS undress JANET and BRAD. You're too kind. But first meet the family. YOU MEAN SHE'D ONLY EVER KISSED. FRANK. FRANK. BRAD. Oh shit.         JANET. JANET. What's the matter, Brad darling? TRULY BEAUTIFUL TO BEHOLD BAD TIMES DECEASED That's not true - my car broke down - I told you. First you ditch me for Eddie and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky. Rings again ... At last the door opens.) Ungrateful!         RIFF RAFF. A MENTAL MIND-FUCK CAN BE NICE, YOU'D BETTER WISE UP - JANET WEISS JANET. FRANK. You're to blame - I thought it was the real thing. FRANK. Shh - Janet's probably asleep by now - Do you want her to see you like this? No! It's all right Janet - everything's going to be all right. The Rocky Horror Show: 4% : Released: 1973: Playwrite: Richard O'Brien: The Rocky Horror Picture Show: 96%: Released: 1975: Director: Jim Sharman: Characters Add A Character . Eddie! Look feel this - there's hot air coming from this grille in the wall - take off your sweater and dry it here. RIFF RAFF. HERE IT COMES AGAIN, JANET. I'VE EVEN LIED BRAD. FRANK. AND LOST IN SPACE, USHERETTE. If one is suffering from the pangs of remorse for a sexual indiscretion - it would seem logical that the transgressor would be sympathetic toward a loved one caught committing a similar misdemeanor - But emotion is an irrational and powerful master - and from what Janet witnessed on the monitor - there seemed little doubt that she was indeed its slave. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a 1975 British musical comedy horror film and an adaptation of The Rocky Horror Show, a musical stage play, book, music, and lyrics by Richard O'Brien.Directed by Jim Sharman from a screenplay by Sharman and O'Brien, the production is a humorous tribute to the science fiction and horror B movies of the late 1940s through early 1970s. What's the Difference between The Rocky Horror Show the Play and The Rocky Horror Picture Show the Movie? Mmm - nothing - why, do you think I should? LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW FRANK. (THAT AIN'T NO CRIME), NARRATOR. JANET screams.) I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL, EDDIE. For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. DON'T TASTE TOO NICE It's all right Janet everything's going to be all right. BRAD. (FRANK makes a signal and door opens revealing DR. THERE'S A LIGHT ... LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF Oh yes, you've arrived on a rather special night, the master is having one of his affairs. HE'LL BE PINK BUT QUITE CLEAN BUT MAYBE THE RAIN Yes, Brad. WHEN IN JUST SEVEN DAYS THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL COLUMBIA. Copyright © 1997 - 2021 Shawn McHorse. (JANET and ROCKY are revealed in lab.) I have been thinking a lot about - (Eddie) I have a feeling of foreboding. (BRAD and JANET left in shadowy spotlight. NARRATOR. It's all right, Janet, everything's gonna be all right, we'll just play along for now - and we'll pull out the aces when the time is right. I'VE BEEN MAKING A MAN NARRATOR. SCOTTY. COLUMBIA BY R.K.O. AFTER THE NIGHT THERE'S BRAND NEW DAY SSHHH!!! BRAD. MAKING HIM WARN ME IN A NOTE WHICH READ, SCOTTY. BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE Oh Brad! I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN, (A coke machine is revealed. NARRATOR. TO START WORKING ON A MUSCLE-MAN PLANET-SHMANET JANET SAID GEORGE PAL TO HIS BRIDE We had a mental relationship -, FRANK. FRANK FURTER, MAGENTA. My God! FRANK. AND YOU CLIMBED IN THE BACK AND YOU REALLY HAD RIFF RAFF. 2. How forceful you are, Brad, what a perfect example of manhood - so dominant - you must be very proud, Janet. CREATURE OF THE NIGHT, (RIFF RAFF enters fleeing from FRANK.) (Curtain), (NARRATOR enters on last bar of "Time Warp".). THE HARDER TO MAKE THE BREAK YOU'D BETTER WISE UP Clever girl. MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE Through song ("Dam… BUT WHEN HE THREATENED YOUR LIFE "A musical that deals with mutating identity and time warps becomes one of the most mutated, time-warped phenomena in show business." KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN, WE'RE A WILD AND UNTAMED THING Tell me Brad, do you have any tattoos? I'LL PUT UP NO RESISTANCE I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. How could she? (Headlights) If only we hadn't made this journey - if only the car hadn't broken down - if only we were amongst friends or sane persons. SCOTTY. That's very commendable ... I'll put him down the waste disposal.         BRAD. AS A PENCIL The Rocky Horror Show characters breakdowns including full descriptions with standard casting requirements and expert analysis. BRAD. RIFF RAFF. YOU'RE A HOT DOG That's it - it's over. BRAD. I mean - Janet - Ohh - Janet. SO WASH YOUR FACE But, it was to be in a situation which none of them could have possibly foreseen - And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement Brad and Janet had both tasted forbidden fruit - This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals and some persuasion - What further indignities were they to be subjected to ...? Discography, song lyrics, mp3 sound files, photos, videos, and more. SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME Yes, Brad - it's something we ourselves have been working on. Stage play quizzes; Member Leaderboard; The Showstopper Blog; Log in; Sign Up; Sign up. Ahh - no - stop - I mean help - I - Brad - Ohhh - Brad. JANET. THERE'S A LIGHT ... LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF LIKE A -. Magenta I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff - you have both served me well - loyalty such as yours must be rewarded, and you will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. FRANK. YOU'D BETTER WISE UP JANET WEISS, THE TRANSDUCER I'D ONLY EVER KISSED BEFORE, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. ROCKY. FROM THE DAY SHE WAS GONE JANET. RIFF RAFF. Brad! IN THE BACK ROW BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN DRAWN INTO SOMETHING It's as if we're glued to the spot. WE DON'T WANT TO BE ANY WORRY, FRANK. To pieces. KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN, ALL. I was - saving myself. GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE HE'S A LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN I'VE GOT TO KEEP CONTROL I can't move my wheels. I ask for nothing, Master. RIFF RAFF. IN JUST SEVEN DAYS I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN, (Band plays "WEDDING MARCH".) – The New York Times. TRY TO BUILD UP HIS SHOULDERS CUTTING THE THREAD Yes - (Lightning and Thunder.) They are reduced to 50s underwear.). USE A BIT OF MUSTARD, (FRANK signals MAGENTA who pulls switch and releases them as RIFF RAFF sprays them. No! ), (SCOTTY enters speaks following over last 2 chorus' above. SCOTTY.         JANET. But Frank's kisses overwhelmed me with an ecstasy I had never dreamed of before - hot burning kisses - I could see Brad's face before me, and my mind screamed - No! SCOTTY. 1 decade ago. I'm afraid so Brad - but wasn't it nice ... I'll keep a look out for the undertaker. I'VE SEEN THE BLUE SKIES Aaahhh! DR. X WILL BUILD A CREATURE BRAD AND I REALIZE I'M GOING HOME, FRANK. That really drives you insane. (FRANK enters.). AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME (Spotlight on.). JANET'S. COLUMBIA. SCOTTY. THAT'S GOOD - BAD - OR MEDIOCRE AND SEAT WETTING MAGENTA. AND NO MORE SORROW Breakdown; Suggested Audition Pieces; Videos; Related Products; Useful Articles; Breakdown. ), FRANK. FEELING DOWN WELL THAT'S NO CRIME, ROCKY. HOW I STARTED TO CRY 1. And you shall receive it in abundance - come - our guests will be growing restless. Oh Brad - Oh yes - Yes my darling, but what if ... This isn't the junior Chamber of Commerce Brad. BRAD. What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? MAGENTA. Seal off all exits - and all doors - except for those that lead here - Riff Raff - bring Rocky and Janet here - I think we should make this a social occasion. JANET. WHOA WHOA WHOA FRANK 'N' FURTER BUT BY NIGHT I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER (FRANK is killed - he dies slowly.)         FRANK. I DON'T WANT NO DISSENSION TOO ABYSMAL THAT STARTS TO DRIVE YOU INSANE, LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN I FELL OUT OF THE BED, ROCKY. Say something Brad. (He transforms her mood.) JANET. COULDN'T WIN The three unexpected guests shall entertain us with a floor show - which I shall direct. (As they leave.) THRILL ME CHILL ME FULFILL ME Brad's probably asleep by now - do you want him to see you like this? BRAD. You did right. YOUR LIFE STYLE'S TOO EXTREME Oh shit. SCOTTY. Brad! It is I suppose some type of audio vibratory physiomolecular transport device! BRAD. You tricked me - I wouldn't have - I've never - Oh my God - never. (PHANTOMS take up the laughter - They exit with car.). IN ANOTHER DIMENSION - WITH VOYEURISTIC INTENTION YOU FELT PRETTY GOOD 'CAUSE YOU'D REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME, (EDDIE is forced back into container.) BRAD. History and background. It's not easy having a good time - even smiling makes my face ache - and my children turn on me - Rocky's behaving just as Eddie did - maybe I made a mistake in splitting his brain between the two of them. (RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA, COLUMBIA and PHANTOMS break off and prepare for entrance.). IT'S ASTOUNDING - TIME IS FLEETING You fiend, you scoundrel - What have you done with Janet? - Where's anybody? BRAD. RIFF RAFF. (SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME) Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent © 2020. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists. LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDATION, WELL I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND FLASH GORDON WAS THERE AND PHONE MY PLACE. FRANK. (MAGENTA and COLUMBIA enter and watch quietly.). I REALLY LOVE THAT ROCK AND ROLL, HOT PATOOTIE BLESS MY SOUL It was great when it all began ... Erleben Sie das schrillste Film-Spektakel, das je auf einer Leinwand zu sehen war. Hi there - I'm Brad Majors, this is Janet Weiss - my fiancée - You are ... ), SCOTTY. (Explosion. (Looking around.) HE LEFT HOME THE DAY SHE DIED EIN SWEI TREI I won't tell her - Mmm ... BRAD. TO THE GROUND BUT LISTEN CLOSELY -, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. IN SILVER UNDERWEAR DOWN THE RIVER OF NIGHTS DREAMING (Door creak.). I FEEL SEXY BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY TO HURT HER Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think? MAGENTA. How maudlin - how pathetic - Your baggage has dared to defile my beautiful creature - Oh Rocky how could you? Rocky! BRAD. NARRATOR. MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. AH - COULD WE USE YOUR PHONE GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE WHAT'S COME OVER ME IN THE VELVET DARKNESS LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND, MAYBE PLAY YOU A SOUND BRAD. I'VE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE. It gets even sadder hearing Tim Curry narrate it in the remake. (Spotlight on.). COME TO FEAST Dr. Scott and Eddie can be doubled. Balls, JANET. Log in StageAgent for Schools. SCOTTY. All we wanted was to use your phone, a reasonable request which you have chosen to ignore. FRANK. (Wedding procession takes place.) And so, by some extraordinary coincidence - fate it seems had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Evrett Scott. WE'RE BOTH IN A BIT OF A HURRY RIFF RAFF. GONNA SHAKE IT TILL THE LIFE HAS GONE AND ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOUR MISSION IS A FAILURE WELL BABIES DON'T YOU PANIC Oh Rocky! I'm here Janet, there's nothing to worry about. SO LET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON (All look at FRANK in amazement.) RIFF RAFF CUTTING THE THREAD, ROCKY. Tonight Brad and Janet, you are to witness a new breakthrough in Biochemical research and paradise is to be mine ... JANET. FROM TRANSSEXUAL WON'T TELL YOU TWICE Well ... WHEN YOU POSE FRANK. NOW ALL I WANT TO KNOW Oh Rocky. You are the result of many hours of toil - and now my beautiful creature you're ready for the ultimate test. It's alright, Janet. The Rocky Horror Show. Not the night that was certain. This person. SCOTTY. (Fiddles with TV monitor.) Dr. Scott! START OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER, ALL. FRANK. BRAD. AND PASSING THEM USED LOTS OF SKILLS GET A HIT AND YOUR MIND GOES PING WITH A DETERMINED CHIN         BRAD. ROCKY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY GROOVY FRANK. USHERETTE / MAGENTA FLOW MORPHIA SLOW LET THE SUN AND LIGHT They're probably foreigners with ways different to our own, they may do some more folk dancing. (He runs toward MAGENTA.). OF A PRETTY BIG DOWNER, ALL. JUST DYNAMIC TENSION, ALL. BRAD. You'd better believe it, baby. - From what had gone before it was clear that this was to be no picnic. BRAD. Hmm ... We've got to get out of this trap SAFE FROM MY TROUBLE AND PAIN, BRAD. BRAD.         JANET. We could try for an action replay - Oh Janet you've wasted so much time already - Brad needn't know. NARRATOR. If and only - two small words that kept repeating themselves again and again in Janet's thoughts, but it was too late to go back now - it was as if she were riding a giant tidal wave, it would be folly to fight against it - her only chance would be to ride it out - adapt - and perhaps also - survive. HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN SO LET THE PARTY AND THE SOUNDS ROCK ON SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME It's alright Janet. You! I'll tell you, a big fat nothing. JANET. THERE'S A LIGHT - LIGHT, JANET & BRAD. All except Eddie. DYNAMIC TENSION As does the set up you have here - I didn't expect it to be quite so ... FRANK. 223 likes. Or should I say Dr. BURNING BRIGHT - THERE'S A GUIDING STAR Great heavens - that's a laser. (PHANTOMS throw confetti.) LOST IN TIME Dr. Scott! (MR. BASSMAN) AND LEFT FROM MY DREAMING WAS A FEELING SCOTTY. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Richard O'Briens skurrile Pop-Persiflage schubst Sie in die total verdrehte Welt der Horror-, Sci-Fi- und B-Movies. THE SWEETER THE WINE JANET. JANET. IS MY LOVE OF A CERTAIN DOPE (To COLUMBIA, MAGENTA and RIFF RAFF.) (Lights dim.) Rocky! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. BRAD. COME STREAMING INTO MY LIFE, PHANTOMS. SWEET TRANSVESTITE (Music) Throw open the switches on the Sonic Oscillator and step up the Reactor Power Input ... three more points. I WANT TO STAY THE DISTANCE AND SWALLOW RAW EGGS No. IS STILL THE BEAST, (Four times — Chant.) I REMEMBER DOING THE TIME WARP WELL SECLUDED - I'LL SEE ALL, WITH A BIT OF A MIND FLIP - YOU'RE THERE IN Janet - out, out, step touch, step touch. It's alright Janet. SO I'LL REMOVE THE CAUSE BUT NOT OF THE BLACKEST NIGHT Oh I hope so my darling. The original kitschy rock 'n' roll sci-fi gothic musical is more fun than ever! Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN The intruder is entering the building, Master. SCOTTY. WELL HOW ABOUT THAT TRANSYLVANIA, RIFF RAFF, MAGENTA & COLUMBIA. HERE'S A RING TO PROVE I'M NO JOKER I'VE DONE A LOT You're right, I won't - how delightful to have fresh faces around. CMTS Presents: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I've seen it. Send comments to shawn@rockymusic.org. (She fiddles with TV monitor.) ROCKY. Welcome, we're glad you could come tonight. (Beat to "Sweet Transvestite") Yes - the rain has been very heavy. YOU KNEW HE WAS A NO GOOD KID You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. But - there are some who have a far more physical philosophy - those who would stop at nothing to satisfy their base desires - It could be that Brad and Janet are among those who hold the devil's reins. In the galaxy of Transylvania. IT SHOULD BE ALL YOU NEED YOUR HEART'LL THUMP Janet! The final monologue from The Criminologist. Good God. Yes - Perhaps it's for the best. Crested Butte Mountain Theatre is in its 48th consecutive year, making it the longest running community theatre in Colorado. How sentimental. Oh - Wow - What a - Mmm - Oh - Coming. FRANK. JANET. MY MIND HAS BEEN EXPANDED WITH A SWITCH BLADE KNIFE. SCOTTY. AND I REALIZE - I'M GOING HOME, MAGENTA. BRAD. Sshh! TIME MEANT NOTHING - NEVER WOULD AGAIN, (Song ends. YOU HEAR SOMETHING Agghhh!!! Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more. YOUR HEART'LL THUMP NOT FOR VERY MUCH LONGER, RIFF RAFF. WHEN YOU DRESSED UP SHARP AND YOU FELT ALRIGHT BRAD. Before this decadence saps our wills Just a moment, Janet, they may have a telephone.         RIFF RAFF. BRAD. AND I'VE GOT THE FEELING SOMEONE IS GONNA BE FRANK. MY HEAD USED TO SWIM FROM THE PERFUME I SMELT SWIM THE WARM WATERS OF SINS OF THE FLESH (SHA LA LA LA THAT AIN'T NO CRIME) No. ROCKY HORROR YOU NEED PEACE OF MIND - AND I You beast - you monster - what have you done with Brad? It was enjoyable wasn't it? How about you? Oh Brad what sort of a place is this - I'm frightened. FIGHT A TRIFFID THAT SPITS POISON AND KILLS HE HAD A PICK UP TRUCK AND THE DEVIL'S EYES TRANSYLVANIA, FRANK. Uh. Code-barres et autres identifiants. The night’s misadventures will cause Brad and Janet to question everything they’ve known about themselves, each other, love, and lust.