I'm gonna wait out here, okay? We need a voice as soon as possible so please if you can deliver before December 23rd that would be perfect! Copyright © Fandango. VoicePackageInfo=(VoiceType=eCharVoice_MaleSoldier1,Language=35,ArchetypeName="MaleVoice1_Deadpool.Voice_MaleVoice1_Deadpool") 4) Deadpool voicepack will appear in "Unassigned" category - you will need to manually set this voice for your soldiers 5) Optionally you can add following lines: Please make your quotes accurate. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. You know what they call cancer in Spanish? voiced by Nolan North. Don't make the same mistakes I did. I bet it's going to feel really big in that hand later... "I bet this little hand will make it look really big". We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado. [Warhead charges at Angel Dust and knocks her out] Deadpool: Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex. You were wondering, this is a superhero movie but that guy just turned the other guy into a kebab, well surprise, this is a different kind of superhero movie. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. Domino: Oh, lucky me. I'm... why do you make me make that? Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, “No, it isn’t.” Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is. Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name.Distributed by 20th Century Fox, it is the eighth film in the X-Men film series.Directed by Tim Miller from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, it stars Ryan Reynolds in the title role alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, and Brianna Hildebrand. Oh, come on. McAvoy or Stewart? Deadpool eponymous protagonist certainly gets the best lines in the movie (as you'll discover continuing to read this piece), but Vanessa certainly get a few brilliant and hilarious moments of her own -- such as when she grabs Buck's nut sack after he slaps her ass. Given how funny Deadpool is, we could have probably just put the entire script up here and called it an assembly of amazingly funny lines, but instead we've plucked out the top 30 that really worked and made us chuckle hardily. A Deadpool figure was released by Diamond Select as part of the Marvel Select line. 7 Tracks 811844 Views. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga. See, you don't need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you. The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com Deadpool: Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. On Advertising. A great deal of Deadpool's story ultimately hinges on how Vanessa is going to react when she finally sees Wade's scarred and disfigured face... but the good news is that she responds in the exact way a fucked up puzzle piece should. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? Deadpool is known as the “merc with a mouth” and he exemplifies the nickname to the point where you just can’t help but laugh at everything that comes out of his mouth. We need to build a fucking team. Deadpool-Man! DOPINDER: Oh. Most characters think of Deadpool as a lost cause, but he still believes Wade Wilson can be a real hero. voiced by Steve Blum. Deadpool 2 stands up to viewers’ expectations and has raised the bar set by Deadpool. Admittedly this line could have been slightly better -- made to take a shot at another not-so-great Ryan Reynolds comic book movie in Blade Trinity - but credit where credit is due, this is a perfect tear-down when Ajax and Angel Dust are exiting St. Margaret's. OPENING CREDITS / CUT TO: INT. That's the coolest name ever! No other superhero movie has a sex scene that can match the "Calendar Girl" sequence in Deadpool - but as great as every holiday celebration is, the crown has to go to the Wade and Vanessa's quick stint of abstinence in the middle of the montage. Wade Winston Wilson (born 1940s original timeline, late 1970s in new timeline) is a mercenary. Is it sexist to hit you. From its opening credits to its very special Ferris Bueller's Day Off riff at the end, director Tim Miller's Deadpool is easily one of the funniest comic book movies that we've seen to date. SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains absolutely massive spoilers for Deadpool. Puns.” Brianna Hildebrand - Negasonic Teenage Warhead Ryan Reynolds - … Every alternate scene makes you laugh. Ruins the lines of my suit. You’re hired! Does whatever Deadpool can! This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it I could go all day, Dopinder. Wolverine / Logan. Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] Just give us a second here. Admittedly this one is on the same glorious level as "Tell me where your boss is or you're going to die... in five minutes," so just take your pick from this particularly fantastic sequence. Deadpool is the only character in Deadpool who can legitimately break the fourth wall, but Weasel does get his own bit of meta fun when he tells Wade to go over to check on "Mr. All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex. Takehito Koyasu. When her big take-away from Wade's tale about living in a crack house is revealed, however, you instantly realize that they're definitely destined to be together. Deadpool: Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. Let's go out there and make a difference! Deapool(Video Game) Soundboard. You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. Movies. Oh, motherfucker, you are hard to look at. Captain Deadpool just doesn't have the same zing. - Deadpool: I see what you did there. I can't really explain why feeling up Colossus' chrome crotch makes Deadpool think of his father (and I don't ever want to know), but it certainly does make for an amazing start for the two characters' confrontation. 7 Tracks 922 Views. My personal faves from him are the "Welcome to die!" 58 Tracks. To tell it right, we need to take you back to before I squeezed this ass into a spandex. And, yeah, technically, this is a murder. At least Colossus is able to keep a positive attitude about the whole thing, though. He needs some lines to be done for a trailer he will host on his Bitchute. Given that Deadpool left Vanessa for a very long time, there was never a guarantee that she would take him back at story's end. I dreamed I took Liam Neeson's daughter and he was just not having it. Deapool(Video Game) Soundboard. Her voice fades out. It's So confusing! (Spider-Man is another character in the Marvel universe known for his giant white and black eyes. Fett says Deadpool's lines about him being a clone is hypocritical when he is a copy of Deathstroke.) However, this genetic augmentation terribly disfigured him because the healing factor bonded t… Menu. [155][156] Deadpool has his own table in Marvel Pinball. A decade-plus CinemaBlend veteran; endlessly enthusiastic about the career he’s dreamt of since seventh grade. Upon examination, Liefeld that \"he was Deathstroke from Teen Titans\", and gave him the real name of \"Wade Wilson\" as a referenc… RULES [she turns and leaves] Deadpool: She’s great. All right, Kahlua, Baileys and whipped cream. From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines … !--Wade Wilson (Earth-616) What do you mean it's not free? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss! Colossus deserves a lot of credit for his patience. From Spider-Man to Iron Man to Superman, every hero loves to fall into the classic three-point pose, and Angel Dust is yet another character to exercise the trope -- much to Deadpool's excitement, of course. Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? Deadpool is the "Merc with a Mouth", still nobody create a deadpool voice in GTA 5 before me... YOU KNOW WHAT? His real name is Francis, he got Ajax from the dish soap! Sir, what does miss Mama June taste like? This line just got me thinking: exactly how deep can you take these fourth-wall breaks? DOPINDER: Oh. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him] Wade Wilson : [turns on time-travel device] I'll be right back. High Moon Studios' first title set in the Marvel comic book universe is littered with poop jokes, bouncing … Wade Wilson/Deadpool: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to them. Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. Green Lantern gets a quick shout out in the Deadpool's opening sequence, but it feels like it's when entering The Workshop that Ryan Reynolds is legitimately able to air his grievances about his experience making live-action DC Comics movies. Possessing only 12 bullets to take down a cadre of armed bad guys, managing to waste a few on a slippery motorcyclist is certainly not Deadpool's best moment in the movie, but the good news is that he makes up for that mistake fairly quickly with two deadly headshots. 's "Make It Big" was a perfect moment in this respect. He has superhuman strength, stamina, agility and reflexes. What a dick. Deadpool is the ultimate man-baby. I FORGOT THE DOG!'' Guy came in here looking for you. MvC3 Deadpool Voice Clips. I find these parallel universes so confusing. Why don't I fucking spell it out for you?! Did I say this was a love story? Deadpool: Let’s meet in the middle and say, “No, it isn’t.” Domino: [laughing] But it is. So what does he do when he gets manacled to an X-Man trying to take him in? But some of the best love stories start with a murder. One can imagine fans up in Michigan taking a bit of issue with this particular line of dialogue, but that doesn't stop it from being a really great line. - Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting. All things I can live without. Deadpool, an action game based on the character, was developed by High Moon Studios and published by Activision in 2013, with Nolan North reprising his voice role once again. I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex. Wade Wilson. You even look in her direction, and I'll show you that I've got some hard spots... that came out wrong... or did it? patron saint of the pitiful. Is it sexist if I kill You? Even the room in which they sit is a very decent replica of the movie's version. I'm... Why do you make me make that? Did you ever hear about the one legged man in the ass kicking competition? I am so confused. Overall, Deadpool 2 is … That guy was up there before we got here. Deadpool / Wade Wilson. Let's dance...and by dance I mean kill each other! Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name.Distributed by 20th Century Fox, it is the eighth film in the X-Men film series.Directed by Tim Miller from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, it stars Ryan Reynolds in the title role alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, and Brianna Hildebrand. Colossus: [voice from inside the mansion] Wade, is that you? A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's the coolest name ever! Pool certainly finds every opportunity to drive him nuts. Deadpool: [to Warhead] There you go, hashtag it. All the dinosaurs feared the mighty T-Rex. Team Fortress 2 Taunts. Born and raised in Canada, Wade Wilson was drafted into a secret government training program after a botched suicide attempt. I give you a "Blow Job". Cool as it may be,Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters has a bit of a rough past in the comics and movies -- regularly getting invaded and/or blown up. A Deadpool figure was released by Diamond Select as part of the Marvel Select line. DEADPOOL: But, uh, how ‘bout a crisp high-five! A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. To solve this problem, he volunteered for the Weapon X program, which gave him a healing factor based on Wolverine's. Given that this is a Deadpool movie, it was all but guaranteed that the film would take some serious shots at the awful version of the character in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Liefeld, who was a fan of Teen Titans, showed the character to Fabian. Then after Daniel Way's run ended, they were cut into two and one half grew back as Deadpool… Jason Spisak. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. Hulkpool love it when a plan come together! Good luck. Casting aside an action figure in favor of Wham! Your poor wife!! Negasonic Teenage... what the shit?! voiced by Keith Ferguson. He presses the button starting "Where yo curleh mustache at!" There are many epic, insult-filled rants on which Deadpool finds himself going in the movie, but the Merc With The Mouth's comparison between Professor X and Marshall Applewhite make this the best one in the movie. It's almost like Fox couldn't afford to have anymore X-Men. We can fight this. Given the way it completely ignores the way particular characters were developed in previous X-Men movies, it's only fitting that Deadpool would contain a perfect line about timeline generated-confusion... with a great reference to the recasting that happened with X-Men: First Class.